The Amazing Spider-Man (TV Series)

Escort to Danger (1978)

Nicholas Hammond: Spider-Man, Peter Parker

Quotes 

• Captain Barbera : Tell me something Parker, whenever there's trouble, how is it that you always seem to end up right in the middle of it?

  Peter Parker : Just luck, I guess.

• Peter Parker : Does that mean I don't get the car?

  J. Jonah Jameson : [with escalating anger]  Parker, you'll get a car from me the day that the Statue of Liberty rollerscates down Fifth Avenue!

• J. Jonah Jameson : Total loss, Parker! The car is a total loss!

  Rita Conway : Well at least Peter wasn't hurt.

  Peter Parker : Yeah, I'm fine.

  J. Jonah Jameson : Well, you won't be for long. I should deduct the cost of that car from your paycheck.

  Peter Parker : But Mr. Jameson, the newspaper has insurance. And besides, it wasn't my fault. Somebody else hit me, I told that to the police.

  J. Jonah Jameson : This would never have happened if you had been riding a subway.