All in the Family (TV Series)

Edith's Crisis of Faith: Part 1 (1977)

Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

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• Archie Bunker : [Edith tells Archie to close his eyes; she has a surprise for him. He sits at the dining room table and shuts his eyes. Edith and Beverly come out of the kitchen; Beverly moves behind him, presses up against him, covers his closed eyes with his hands, then kisses him on top of his head, then removes his hands. Archie then opens his eyes and sees Edith on the opposite side of the table. He then moves his head back and forth, feeling the breasts behind him]  I got a rubbery feeling it's Beverly La Salle.

• Archie Bunker : Every man should be king of his castle. And in this here castle, I am the king.

  Edith Bunker : And I am the queen.

  Archie Bunker : [Concerning Beverly LaSalle]  Well this king can only handle one queen at a time.

• Archie : Edith, come on. 'Tis the season to be jolly, so be jolly.

• Archie : Archie Bunker don't need no clothes for the rest of his life.

• Archie : Who are you, Ralph Nuder?

• Mike Stivic : Why are you always bothered by a simple show of affection?

  Archie : Because I hate it.

• Edith Bunker : [Archie comes home from work, announcing to Edith that he's home. Edith's hiding Beverly LaSalle in the kitchen]  I got a surprise for ya!

  Archie Bunker : Are you cookin in your underwear again?