- Boot Coby: Jenkins is dead?
- First Sheriff: Well, he hasn't admitted it, but you can't believe a word them old outlaws say.
- First Sheriff: Skeet Jenkins? Yeah, he lived here for a spell.
- Boot Coby: Just how long is a spell, Sheriff?
- First Sheriff: Well, his lasted about two months.
- Boot Coby: You mean he's gone.
- First Sheriff: Yup.
- Boot Coby: Any idea where he went?
- First Sheriff: Ah, down the road about a mile and a half.
- Boot Coby: What's down the road about a mile and a half?
- First Sheriff: The cemetery.
- [observing a beautiful woman at a funeral]
- Jed 'Kid' Curry: Nooo, that can't be George.
- Hannibal Heyes: Well, why not? Her father spent some hard years bein' in prison and all.
- Jed 'Kid' Curry: Yeah, but his name wasn't Jenkins.
- Hannibal Heyes: Could be an alias... I heard there are people that use 'em.
- Jed 'Kid' Curry: What we've got for you is a straight 100% proposition.
- Hannibal Heyes: That's right, George. We want to borrow $3000 from ya and give you half interest on the deal.
- Georgette Sinclair: What kind of deal are we talking about here?
- Hannibal Heyes: It'll be money in the bank.
- Georgette Sinclair: My money *is* in a bank - and I'm not telling you which one.
- Hannibal Heyes: We're going to have to renegotiate... maybe take half of what you get.
- Georgette Sinclair: Why, you're thieves!
- Hannibal Heyes: Please, George, not so loud. Somebody might take you seriously... and be right.