Da Ali G Show (TV Series)

Politics (2003)

Sacha Baron Cohen: Ali G, Borat, Brüno

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Quotes 

• Bruno : What is the philosophy of the show?

  Tiffany, the Stylist : Um, it's kind of, like, trailer trash, trailer park trash.

  Bruno : What is this, "trailer trash"?

  Tiffany, the Stylist : It's kind of, like, I guess, like, backwoods, from like, um... just, like, middle of nowhere, kind of poor, dressing with what you have around.

  Bruno : Oh, so they are very primitive, rubbish people.

  Tiffany, the Stylist : Kind of, yeah.

  Bruno : So, tell me, do you hope that these white trash, trashing people will buy the clothes?

  Tiffany, the Stylist : I don't think they can afford it.

  Bruno : Oh, they are too poor!

  [they both laugh] 

  Bruno : We take the clothes from the homeless people and we sell them in the shops...

  Tiffany, the Stylist : Jack up the price!

  Bruno : And then the homeless people cannot buy them!

  Tiffany, the Stylist : Definitely, definitely.

  Bruno : Yes. That is the beauty of fashion.

  Tiffany, the Stylist : Yeah!

• [to a D.E.A. officer] 

  Ali G : What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other terms for it?