Alfred Hitchcock Presents (TV Series)

The Indestructible Mr. Weems (1957)

Robert Middleton: Cato Stone

Quotes 

• Harry Brown : I can prove Mr. Weems is a very sick man!

  Cato Stone : Well, somebody had better tell Me. Weems - he's already entered himself in the cha cha contest!

• Cato Stone : We might look in on you now and then, if you don't mind.

  Clarence Weems : Don't bother. Just read the obituary column.

• Cato Stone , Bronsky , Mr. Brodheit , Harry Brown : [first lines] 

  Cato Stone , Bronsky , Mr. Brodheit , Harry Brown : [Stone, Bronsky, Dr Elkins and Brown are reciting the Lodge oath]  "We, Knights of the Golden Lodge, pledge ourselves in brotherhood, unstintingly to help our fellow members, and those less fortunate than ourselves."

  Cato Stone : The board meeting of the Knights of the Golden Lodge is now in session.

  [Stone bangs his gavel, and all sit down] 

  Cato Stone : It distresses me to inform you that after months of hard work by our sales committee, we have yet to sell our first plot!