Alfred Hitchcock credited as playing...
Self - Host
- [First lines]
- Himself - Host: Hold on. Hold on. Wait a minute. I think you've got much too much fill light. I mean, look, this is supposed to be a night scene, yet it 's full of daylight. Quiet back there- Oh, oh, I beg your pardon. Oh. Oh, good evening. We wanted to take you behind the scenes for a moment to show you how we make our films. The friendly cooperation of many, many people is needed to bring you these stories. Propman, make-up man, electricians, cameraman. All part of a team. I'm very proud of them. And they in turn...
- [a light crashes to the floor]
- Himself - Host: You know, I sometimes consider getting out of this business. Now, about tonight's show. Our story is entitled...
- [looks back at the light that missed him]
- Himself - Host: Oh, the title's unimportant. Tonight's story concerns well, well, small matter. I'm sure you'll I'm sure you'll... I sure you will enjoy our story. But first... But first, if you've been watching this program, I'm certain you all know when we have "but first." Here it is.
- [last lines]
- Himself - Host: Isn't it lovely? All my fellow workers. Propmen, electricians and so on... bought this and presented it to me.
- [shows a chair with a target in the seat]
- Himself - Host: Next week we shall be back with another story. Join us then. That is, if you have nothing better to do.