The Addams Family (TV Series)
Uncle Fester's Illness (1965)
Lauren Gilbert: Dr. Milford
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Quotes
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Wednesday Addams : Are you the Doctor that's going to cure Uncle Fester?
Dr. Milford : Well, I'm certainly going to try my best.
Wednesday Addams : Where's your mask and spear?
Dr. Milford : My what?
Wednesday Addams : The last doctor we had came like that.
Dr. Milford : Yes, well, um... Uh, this was the best I could do on a spur of the moment.
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Dr. Milford : [to Fester] I better take your temperature.
Gomez Addams : I took his pulse just before you got here.
Dr. Milford : And?
Gomez Addams : Well, either my watch has stopped or he's been dead for twenty minutes.
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[repeated line]
Dr. Milford : Most unusual... most unusual...
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Wednesday Addams : I hope you can cure Uncle Fester, he can't even make the trains go.
Dr. Milford : Trains?
Wednesday Addams : We haven't had a good wreck all day...
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Dr. Milford : This is most unusual. Your tongue is bright blue!
Uncle Fester : It's blue? It's supposed to be green! I am sick.