The Addams Family (TV Series)

The Winning of Morticia Addams (1965)

Carolyn Jones: Morticia Addams

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• Uncle Fester : [watching François limber up for the duel]  He'll enjoy killing Gomez.

  Morticia Addams : But Gomez wouldn't enjoy it.

• Morticia Addams : Cousin Itt, I'm faced with a terrible problem and I know you have a good head on your shoulders. You do have shoulders, don't you?

  Cousin Itt : Fize fiz d'fide fuh dehdu d'foo hahie ehh!

  Morticia Addams : Three?

• Gomez Addams : Tish, Zen Yogi's been taking up entirely too much of my life.

  Morticia Addams : Darling, you're so right. And besides, all this standing on your head is getting rather expensive. None of your hats fit any more.

• Morticia Addams : Francois, vous est magnifique.

  Dr. Francois Chalon : Please, speak English, it sets my blood afire.

• Morticia Addams : François, I don't want you to fight. You might get killed.

  Dr. Francis Chalon : Do not worry. In three strokes you are a widow.

• Uncle Fester : [reading a magazine article]  This fella says that "married couples who seem ideally mated and perfectly attuned are really miserable, emotional messes underneath."

  Morticia Addams : [continuing to gaze lovingly into Gomez's eyes]  The poor things.

• Uncle Fester : [spotting Gomez' spear piercing a pipe]  Ah-ha! You had a fight. Congratulations!

  Morticia Addams : Nonsense, Uncle Fester. We've never been happier.

  Uncle Fester : [with deepest sympathies]  You poor, misguided soul.

• Dr. Francis Chalon : If you don't mind my saying so, I've made women forget their husbands in one day.

  Morticia Addams : Please, I love Gomez.

  Dr. Francis Chalon : Who's Gomez?

  Morticia Addams : My husband.

  Dr. Francis Chalon : You see? I've forgotten him already.