The Addams Family (TV Series)
Fester's Punctured Romance (1964)
Merry Anders: Miss Carver
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Quotes
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Miss Carver : What kind of powder does your mommy use?
Wednesday Addams : Baking powder.
Miss Carver : I mean on her face.
Wednesday Addams : Baking powder. And Uncle Fester uses his spray-on preservative.
Miss Carver : Uh, no, you mean a spray-on deodorant.
Wednesday Addams : No, preservative.
Miss Carver : Oh, to keep young?
Wednesday Addams : Just to keep.
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Miss Carver : [with utmost professional charm] And don't tell me, that gentleman behind you is Uncle Fester. I know from the description I've received.
Uncle Fester : [dreading a forced marriage] You can't force me!
Miss Carver : Oh, I never use force, just gentle persuasion. And sometimes in difficult cases I merely give a free sample and leave the prospect to think it over.
Morticia Addams : Miss Carver! We don't countenance such behavior in this house.
Miss Carver : Well, then I'll be happy to accept cash.
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Miss Carver : Let me show you something exotic for the boudoir.
Uncle Fester : [shouting] Don't you dare!