Action (TV Series)

Lights, Camera, Action! (1999)

Jay Mohr: Peter Dragon

Quotes 

• Peter Dragon : Life is filled with things that you just can't predict. Ned Beatty goes on a rafting trip in "Deliverance," winds up getting sodomized by hillbillies. Eddie Murphy stops to give a girl a ride home, turns out she has a bigger schlong than he does. One night you go out for McDonald's and accidentally hack your ex-wife and Ron Goldman to death. These things happen. The point is that things can change 180 degrees in a split second.

• Peter Dragon : Hey, what's this? You're hiding donuts in your pocket?

  Reagan Lauren Busch : No... this isn't my jacket.

  Peter Dragon : This isn't your jack- We had this made for you, it has your name on it.

  Reagan Lauren Busch : Well then they made it with the donut in it.

  Peter Dragon : What?

• Stuart Glazer : [to Jenny]  I don't think you understand my stature around here.

  Stuart Glazer : Hey, worthless!

  Peter Dragon : Yes?

• Holden Van Dorn : I am the star, Peter, I'm the star!

  [shouting] 

  Holden Van Dorn : I have to have the bigger codpiece!

  Peter Dragon : Yeah, I read that in Laurence Olivier's book 'Acting with your crotch'.

  Holden Van Dorn : Who the fuck is Laurence Olivier?

  Peter Dragon : Exactly.

• Peter Dragon : [shouting]  Get him up on the catwalk and get him on the damn rope! I want him hanging from that rope faster than O.J. at a clan rally.