- Frankie "Dishpan" Santana: Are you ok?
- H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: That has never satisfactorily been determined.
- Bad Guy: Kill him, he's a fool.
- H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Oh yeah, kill the fool, kill the fool. You know, there are places in this world where fools are worshiped? Like Hollywood, California!
- Frankie "Dishpan" Santana: [referring to Murdock] Who is he?
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Well, eh, when we get on the plane, you can sit next to him and if you figure him out, let us know.
- John "Hannibal" Smith: Face, B.A., I'd like you to meet 'Dishpan' Frankie Santana, the best special effects man in Hollywood.
- Bosco "B.A." Baracus: Is this the dude who blew you up, Hannibal?
- Frankie "Dishpan" Santana: And who are you, a labor rep from the jewelery market?
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: I like him. He's got a reckless streak.
- Gen. Hunt Stockwell: If you fail, we won't even ask for your bodies back. But if you succeed, well, this man could clear you of all the charges against you.
- John "Hannibal" Smith: He says Captain Curtis is alive.
- H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Curtis is alive?
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Wait a minute: then he could testify that we hit that bank in Hanoi under orders. Yeah, then we'd uh - we'd be free to be normal people. No offense, Murdock
- Carla: Able Six reports he can drop on him any time.
- Gen. Hunt Stockwell: No, tell Able Six to wait. I want to do it... my way.
- Frankie "Dishpan" Santana: [referring to Hannibal] He's in there doing the death scene from Macbeth while I got cannisters going off.
- Templeton "Faceman" Peck: Hannibal, just one question. How are we gonna get on an airplane controlled by terrorists?
- John "Hannibal" Smith: Effects!
- Frankie "Dishpan" Santana: It's just hard to believe. the Monster Masher, The Id, the old Aquamaniac, is really the head of the A-Team.