Bridget: And we also have a jacuzzi and sauna, but old people shouldn't use the sauna because it can raise your heart rate, and it gives everyone else in there the willies!
Cate: First rule of Old Men Fight Club: We don't talk about Old Men Fight Club.
Gym Instructor: [to Rory] Are you having trouble with your proud warrior?
Bridget: I finally got my dream job! A job where I get paid to wear a swimsuit and sit on a throne.
Kerry: Aren't you supposed to keep people from drowning?
Bridget: Which is *such* a small part of what I do.