3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Why Dickie Can't Teach (2000)

Kristen Johnston: Sally Solomon

Quotes 

• Mamie Dubcek : Here's the paper.

  Sally Solomon : Oh, thanks. Hey, you guys, look: "Rutherford's Ten Most Powerful Men". What number are you, Don?

  Officer Don : Uh, number... not on it.

  Sally Solomon : What, have they just never heard of you? How could that be?

  Officer Don : Well, Sally, I'm just a cop. But I once stopped number 8 for speeding, though. He let me off with a warning.

  Sally Solomon : How did these Bozos get to be so powerful?

  Mamie Dubcek : Y'know what they say: "Under every great man is a great woman".

  Officer Don : Don't you mean "behind every man"?

  Mamie Dubcek : Oh, you're dirty!

• [Sally is scheduling Don for job interviews with Rutherford's business elite] 

  Officer Don : I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I'm not in the same league as these big guys.

  Sally Solomon : Don, that may have been true of you before, but you've got Sally on the case now. Just think of me as the wind beneath your ass.

• Officer Don : I'm not in the same league as these big hitters!

  Sally Solomon : That was before, but now you have Sally on your case... Think of me as the wind beneath your ass!