3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

There's No Business Like Dick Business (2001)

John Lithgow: Dr. Dick Solomon

Quotes 

• [backstage, before their magic act] 

  Dr. Dick Solomon : How's the house tonight?

  Sally Solomon : Maybe you should look through the curtain.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Garlic for lunch. How considerate.

  Sally Solomon : Well, I suppose you skipped lunch so you could chew the scenery.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Show-biz lingo. Did you find that in your "How to Perform on Stage" book? Because maybe you should start with the chapter entitled "How to Perform on Stage".

  Sally Solomon : That's sweet. Maybe you should start with the chapter entitled, "Don't do card tricks if they're gonna reflect off your big, sweaty forehead."

  Mr. Spurndle : [voice from onstage, beginning the show]  And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, give it up for Dick and Sally - the Solomonellas.