- Junior Asparagus: Aaah! Who are you?
- Bob: I'm Bob. I'm a tomato and I'm here to help you.
- Junior Asparagus: There's something in my toy chest! It's a big scary lizard! It's a... baby pickle.
- Bob: Um, it's a cucunber
- Larry: Where is everybody?
- Bob: Over here, Larry! We couldn't notice that you were a little bit scared.
- Larry: Yeah! Um, fear not, for behold I bring you tidings of great joy which shall be to all people, for unto you...
- Bob: Wrong story, Larry.
- Larry: Oh, sorry.
- Larry: Compared to God, the Slime Monster is like a teeny little cornflake!
- Junior Asparagus: Yeah, but the Slime Monster can squirt slime out of his ears!
- Larry: So, you guys are wise men. That's pretty cool, have you, like, have you always been wise, or did you have to go to school for that? Were you serious about that cheese-ball thing? Hey, I can see my house from here!
- Scallion #1: Daniel, because you violated Section 4219 2R9-4000 6 dot 1 dash 7, B, of the code of Babylon, forbidding prayer to anyone but King Darius- you are hereby sentenced to be consumed by the lions. Goodbye!
- Larry: Hey, don't I get a
- [wise men drop him in the den]
- Larry: phone caaaaaaaall!
- Larry: [singing] Everybody's got a water buffalo / Yours is fast but mine is slow / Oh, where'd we get them? I don't know / But everybody's got a water buffalo-ooooooooo/ I took my buffalo to the store / Got his head stuck in the door / Spilled some lima beans on the floor / Oh everybody's got a...
- Archibald Asparagus: Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!
- Larry: [singing] Everybody's got a baby kangaroo / Yours is pink but mine is blue...
- Archibald Asparagus: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
- [Tackles Larry]
- Bob: Let's see if qwerty has a verse for us today.
- Larry: Okay.
- Bob: [Qwerty turns himself on showing a meatloaf recipe by mistake and Bob reads it] Qwerty, this is a recipe for Meatloaf.
- [Qwerty grieves by shutting down]
- Bob: That's not a verse!
- [to audience]
- Bob: Sorry about that.
- [Qwerty turns himself back on showing a verse and Bob reads it]
- Bob: and God said So do not fear, for I am with you.
- Mom Asparagus: Junior! It's time for bed.
- Junior Asparagus: J-just four more minutes.
- Mom Asparagus: That's what you said four minutes ago. Let's skedaddle up those stairs, your father will be up in a minute to tuck you in. Besides, I think this show might be a little too scary for you.
- Narrator: This was very good news for Daniel, but very bad news for the wise men. You see? Each one of them wanted to be second in command.