That Mitchell and Webb Look (2006–2010)

David Mitchell: Various, David Mitchell, Ginger, Ted Wilkes, Andrew Turner, Barry Crisp, Ray, BBC Presenter, Helivet, Leonard - Big Talk Panellist, Sensitive Freak Show Series Narrator, Supervillain, Admiral Dönitz, Advertising Executive, Alan, Alec - Holmes & Watson Actor, Angel Summoner, Anita - Woman in Burkha, Anthony - Author, Back to Life Back to Reality Presenter, Barry Chip, Ben - Heroin Lover's Relative, Captain Cook, Caveman Detective, Charles - The Numberwang Code, Chris - Soup Chef, Christopher Columbus, Commentator, Cricket Coach, Dad, Damien - Captain Pugwash, Dan - Rob's Colleage, Doctor, Doctor - Emergency Medical Treatment, Dry Cleaning Business Partner, Eccentric Billionaire Brother, Edward - Bored TV Presenter, English Civil War Re-enactor, Film Director, Flamingo World Keeper, Flea Market Customer, Friend of Fred, Daphne and Velma, Friend of Moneypenny, Gary, Greenland Explorer, Greg, History Program Presenter, Hospital Manager, House Hunter in Swimming Pool, Hugh, Hughie - Crook, Husband - Real Estate Show, Incredibly Horrible and Twisted Vicar, Incredibly Intimidating and Aristocratic Shop Assistant, Incredibly Posh Waiter, Jesus's Disciple, John - Hole in the Ring Contestant, John Cushion, Jon - Contestant on Numberwang Revolving Platform, Joseph - Numberwang Revolving Platform, June Whitfield - Dreamy Pastures Insurance Advert, Keith - Paediatrician, Leonardo Da Vinci, Martin, Mike, Mike - Archaeologist, Mike - Tree Counter, Mr. Judd - Patient, Mrs Patricia Wilberforce, Mrs. Danvers, News Presenter, Newsreader, Newsreader on Numberwang Revolving Platform, Nümberwang Host, Pantomime Director, Peter, Professor Von Straussenburg, Red Beard, Russian Roulette Player - Wordwang Revolving Platform, SS Officer #2, Scott, Sir Walter Raleigh, Sky Sports Presenter, Social Misunderstandings Film Presenter, Steve, Stick Thrower, TV Executive, TV Presenter, Terry - Veterinary Surgeon, Tom, Tony - Small Talk Panellist, Toothbrush Company Executive, Virologist, William

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Quotes 

• Sir Alan Sugar : [the Apprentices have gathered]  Right, it's time to fire one of you. I don't know why, I mean, I wouldn't be a millionaire if I fired a fifteenth of my workforce every day in real life. Does anyone want to make it easier by pointlessly lying or trying to take credit for something they didn't do? No? I'll just fire the fat bloke, then.

• Fritz : Hans, there's something worrying me.

  Hans : Don't worry, these Communists are cowards!

  Fritz : No it's not that. It's our caps. They've got... skulls on them. Hans, are we the baddies?

• David : You were just a kid then! You're older and wiser now! You're manager of this subteam! Think what you could do with one of these, now.

  Telekinetic with Biscuits : Not that one, actually. It's a Jaffa Cake, it's not a true biscuit.

• John : Now we know! Now we know! Now we know!

  Director : John! John. You were talking.

  John : Was I?

  Director : Yes, you were saying "Now we know."

  John : Really? "Now we know"? That's weird. Why would I say that?

  Director : ...We don't know.

• David : I'd like a free meal.

  Waiter : No, Sir.

  David : Ah, but you forget I have a Green Clarinet that makes you tell embarrassing secrets!

  Waiter : Yes, but I have a Big Red Tuba that makes you shit yourself.

• Cyrano de Bergerac : [for some reason in the modern World]  Tell her she's a dirty girl and she loves it!

• David : Primula! Wisteria! Lailandii!

• David : You're much better at this than me! That's why you've got a TV Show and I've got a failing restaurant!

• David : ENTANGLE ME NOT, WEBB!

• Scott of the Antarctic : [his companions have eaten the last carrot]  But that was to be the nose for my Snowman!

• Robert : Cresps! Once you Cresp, you just can't Splesp!

  David : That doesn't even make sense.

• Various : Jeeves is keeping him Drunk!

• David : [Party]  You're one of those horrible "Great Social Skills" people, aren't you?

• David : The computer's not going to be offended.