Larry the Cable Guy: Git-R-Done (2004 TV Special)

Larry the Cable Guy: Self

Quotes 

• Larry The Cable Guy : [In reference to Playstation Football]  Here's an idea, why don't they make a button that says frickin' pass!

• Larry The Cable Guy : THen there's a feller who got hit by a train! HoW the - how the heck do y'get hit by a train! I mean it's not like it'll jump up and attack ya'at th'last minute or nuthin'! THere's like a railroad there to give y'a y'know, a HEADS UP SIGN! I tell ya, if y'ever gonna get hit by a train, do this:

  [steps to side] 

  Larry The Cable Guy : TA-DA! There ya go! Attaboy!

• Larry The Cable Guy : Boy I tell you what, if I were a girl, I'd NEVER SHAVE! I'd look like I'm smuggling around Chewbacca in my underbriches! Yeah That would be me, smuggling chewbacca!

• Larry The Cable Guy : My grandma's got worms, that explains why she's been dragging her butt on the carpet.

• Larry The Cable Guy : Lord, I apologize for that there, and... be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea, amen.

• Larry The Cable Guy : This lady's sewing EVERYBODY int he whole friggin' county! She's like - shes like: "my husband got his leg bit by a shark and no one jumped in and saved him" NO $#*+ LADY! It's a friggin' shark! Get off your fat@$$ and save him! That's jus' like asking a retard to go out and beat up Jackie Chan! Well the waterhead's gonna get his@$$ kicked! I tell ya, put that shark out in the parking lot of Wal mart, I'll kick the $#%~ outa him! I'll beat him silly aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall day long! GIT-R-DONE!

• Larry The Cable Guy : Oh like u never did that before! Every man - EVERY MAN HAS DONE THIS! Just tuck y'wein'r b'tween y'legs, runaround your house, lookit at y'self in th'mirror, and say: "Oh hey there I'm rosanne!" You know like on the Rosie O'fatt@$$ show,

• Larry The Cable Guy : I tell you'at! That was scarrier than Richard Simmons chasin' after you w/ a box of rubbers! that's pretty scary! I tell you'at! I don't give a d@mn who y'are! that's hil-LARRy-ous right there! 'at's funny!

• Larry The Cable Guy : I went into... they had that store where the magazines are sold and stuff in there, and Rosie O'Donnell was in there signing some CDs, or I don't know what the hell she was doing, all I know is... have you seen Rosie O'Donnell lately? Man, she's about three M&M's away from holy sh*t!