Zoey 101 (TV Series)
Spring Break-Up (2006)
Christopher Massey: Michael Barret
Quotes
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Michael Barret : Well, I think you want to smell nice for a certain young lady who goes by the name of Zoey!
Chase Matthews : Maybe I want to smell nice for you. Ever think of that?
Michael Barret : You know what you oughta do on the spring break trip?
Chase Matthews : What should I do?
Michael Barret : Tell Zoey you love her.
Chase Matthews : Man, go do your underwear math.
Michael Barret : It's the perfect time. Spring break, Santa Barbara, right by the beach, it's very romantic.
Chase Matthews : So.
Michael Barret : So, when's the perfect time to tell Zoey you love her?
Chase Matthews : Would you stop saying that so loud?
Michael Barret : Why?
Chase Matthews : I don't want people to know, okay?
Michael Barret : Dude, everyone on planet Earth knows you love Zoey. The people on Neptune know it. Yeah. They're up there right now on Neptune saying "Hey, did you know that Chase loves Zoey?" "Why yes I do, the whole galaxy knows" Nnah.
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Michael Barret : Remember that saying we learned in Latin class? "Carpe Doom" Seize the day
Chase Matthews : I think that's Carpe Diem
Michael Barret : Then what's Carpe Doom?
Chase Matthews : Stupid.
Michael Barret : [sheepishly] Oh, yeah.