Daran Norris: Dallas Wanamaker

Ratchet: Deadlocked

Dallas Wanamaker

Dallas: Since I don't have much time left, I'd just like to apologize to a few people. Timmy Aberdeen, I was the one who lit your backpack on fire, and I'm sorry that you couldn't get it off in time. Susie Binkleton, I was the one who put the Tyhranoid in your locker. Hey but I hear the therapy is going good. And finally to you Juanita, my dear, sweet Juanita. I'm sorry for six years of rude jokes, harassing innuendo, and those friendly little pinches in the elevator. But who am I kidding you you love it!

Juanita: I am breathless with anticipation.
Dallas: Are you sure you're not just breathless 'cause you get to sit up here next to me?
Juanita: No, but that does explain why I'm feeling nauseous.

Eugene: Whoah! Check out that explosion!
Lucy: Let's do it again!
Vernon: It's my turn to look!
Dallas: No it's my turn to look you little... didn't anyone teach you to respect your elders?
[the kids attack him]
Dallas: Ow! Did you see what she just... aaah!
Clank: [to Ratchet] Well this was the last shuttle, what else could I do?

Juanita: That's right. Take him out, Team Darkstar! Destroy him, destroy his family, make him cry into his next life! Draaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Dallas: I've never seen that before! Ladies and gentlemen, Juanita has eaten the cameraman!

Dallas: Greetings, DreadZone fans, and welcome to the final episode of DreadZone... Oh God... we're all gonna die!
[hides beneath desk]
Juanita: The mood is... positively... uh, electric, as the audience braces to find out whether they will survive... the next ten minutes. I can't believe I'm reading this.
Dallas: I had my whole life ahead of me... I was gonna be a... ballet dancer!

Dallas: After making his fortune selling cigarettes to children, Ratchet went on to pilot a tanker to Planet Zexxon.
Janice: Only a week later he got drunk and crashed his tanker on the ocean world of Aquatos. Who can forget the graphic images of baby seals smothered in radioactive waste?
Coco the Baby Seal: Aaah!
Janice: Little Coco, never had a chance.
Big Al: [to Ratchet] How could you? What did Little Coco ever do to you?
Ratchet: What... what?
Clank: Al, how can you believe these ridiculous lies?

Juanita: Mmm, my mother used to make Lombax brains for breakfast served with eggs and salsa... Muy bueno!
Dallas: Yikes! Remind me never to eat at your house.

Juanita: That's right Team Darkstar, take him out! Destroy him, destroy his family, make him cry into his next life! Aaaargh!
Dallas: I've never seen that before! Ladies and gentlemen, Juanita has just eaten the cameraman!

Dallas: I hope everybody's pee peed because we're not breaking for commercial *any time soon*!

Dallas: If Ratchet was a tough cookie, what kind of cookie would he be? I'm gonna go with snickerdoodle.

Dallas: Folks, just a reminder. Tomorrow is Kick Your Best Friend In The Pants Day! Free popcorn for everyone who participates.

Dallas: Team Darkstar is making their mark in DreadZone. Team Markstar is making their dark in RedZone. Oh, dear. I've gone crosseyed.

Dallas: You know, sometimes I should have taken that job on Annihilation Nation. They've got a great dental plan.

Juanita: Did you know that Shellshock was recently named the Sexiest Robot Alive on Vox Magazine?
Dallas: I did not know that!
Juanita: I know. I just made it up!