Strange Wilderness (2008)

Kevin Heffernan: Whitaker

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Quotes 

• Whitaker : Hey, wait a minute. These are the fish that ate Dick, right?

  Peter Gaulke , Cooker : Yeah!

  Whitaker : Alright, so go with me here. If Dick is in the fishes, and we're eating the fishes, doesn't that mean we're eating Dick?

  Cooker : [after a long pause]  What the fuck!

  [everyone spits out the fish in disgust] 

• Whitaker : [having an epiphany]  Uh, guys, I don't wanna die. For the first time in 11 years I'm seeing the world through sober eyes. It's exhilerating. See, I have so much to live for right now. I want to find a nice girl and settle down, have kids, dance with them in the moonlight and everything. I want to do it all, you know?

  Cooker : That was fucking beautiful. Take a bow.

  [slams hand buzzer into Whitaker's crotch] 

• Peter Gaulke : I need you to take an inventory of everything's that left, okay? Go! Now!

  Whitaker : [looking around]  Uh, okay. We got one sleeping bag, so I think we're pretty much fucked.