Sam Huntington acreditado por interpretar...
Eric
- Windows: Harrison Ford is the greatest actor of all time!
- Eric: In the history of cinema?
- Windows: He's Han Solo, Indiana Jones. Yes!
- Eric: Deckard from Blade Runner.
- Windows: Yes. Exactly. Greatest actor of all time. He's never done a bad movie.
- [the van drives by a billboard for the 1998 movie "Six Days, Seven Nights"]
- Linus: [Shatner has given them the access codes to Skywalker Ranch] How did you score all of this?
- William Shatner: Are you kidding? I'm William Shatner; I can score anything.
- Eric: How about Jeri Ryan's panties?
- Eric: Linus. Hey, stop walking. Linus! Hold up, man! Stop. What the hell, man? I did nothing to you.
- Linus: Exactly. You did nothing. Absolutely nothing. Eric Bottler graduates high school and never looks back. You bailed on our plan, Bottler!
- Eric: What plan? To be the next big thing in comics? Come on, man. That was never gonna happen. I did what I had to do, dude. I grew up. I'm the only one who did. Look at you guys.
- Linus: You know, you could fool anybody with this cheap suit, salesman-of-the-year pitch. But I know you better than anybody and deep down, you are one miserable son of a bitch.
- Hutch: I'm telling you, man. I took that Vulcan down hard. I rolled him into the dirt like he was my frickin tauntaun.
- Eric: Tauntaun, my ass. If it wasn't for me, you guys would all be dead.
- Windows: What fight were you watching? I was channeling the emperor.
- Linus: The emperor? I don't remember the emperor crapping his robe and screaming "time-out."
- Eric: Oh, my God. That's right.
- Windows: There is such a thing as time-out.
- Hutch: [imitating The Emperor] I can feel your anger growing inside. Wait. Time-out.
- The Chief: The Chief fixed it while you boys were asleep.
- Eric: The Chief fixed it. Is he around? Can we thank him?
- Linus: He's the Chief. You're the Chief, aren't you? Why didn't you say so?
- The Chief: The Chief likes to refer to himself in the third person. It causes confusion, especially with the bitches.
- [after passing a series of tests]
- Head Of Security: Congratulations. Mr. Lucas has decided to drop the charges.
- Eric: So... what? We're free to go, right?
- Head Of Security: Well, not exactly.
- [beat]
- Head Of Security: He says you can watch the film.
- [the group begins cheering]
- Head Of Security: Hold it. Hold it.
- [points to Linus]
- Head Of Security: Only you.
- [the group falls silent; Eric pats Linus on the back]
- Eric: It's good, man. It's right.