Unaccompanied Minors (2006)

Brett Kelly: Timothy 'Beef' Wellington

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Quotes 

• Grace Conrad : This is so not the Christmas I had in mind.

  Donna Malone : Oh, poor baby. I bet you have nice Christmases, don't you, rich kid? Where does your family go? Paris? London? Fiji?

  Grace Conrad : Please. Fiji's a zoo this time of year. We go skiing in Utah.

  Donna Malone : Are your folks still together?

  Grace Conrad : Yes.

  Donna Malone : Then I hate you.

  Grace Conrad : I'm not wild about you either.

  Charlie Goldfinch : Well, I love Christmas - and I'm Jewish.

  Timothy 'Beef' Wellington : My mom's boyfriend says that Christmas is when Frosty the Snowman fights with the devil.

  Donna Malone : It talks.

• Tree Salesman : Ain't it a little past your bedtime, there, sonny?

  Timothy 'Beef' Wellington : I want a Christmas tree.

  Tree Salesman : [pointing to a small tree]  What about that little one?

  Timothy 'Beef' Wellington : What do I look like, freakin' Charlie Brown?