Postal (2007)
Daniel Boileau: Cooter
Quotes
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Cooter : [noticing the dog poo in Dude's yard] Feces in the yard. That's a violation of trailer park ordinance #101-40.
Dude : [to Dude's dog as it's eating the poop he's scraping off] Stop eating your poop!
Cooter : I'll add that to the list.
Dude : Oh, the list? Oh, great! What else? What else you got on the list?
Cooter : Ordinance #143-11; yesterday around lunchtime at noon. Now, I don't care what you two do in your own bedroom on your own time, but ordinance #143-11 says if I hear you doin' love making after 10 AM, I get to file grievance against your sorry ass which is exactly what I'm gonna do!
Dude : Oh, oh, okay! Well, at least I wasn't boning my sister, you inbred hick! Oh, and for your information, hillbilly, I wasn't even here yesterday afternoon!
Cooter : [chuckles] Yeah?
[There is a short pause as the Dude makes a mortified facial expression; realizing that his wife has been cheating on him again]
Dude : I hate this town...
[walks away]