Beerfest (2006)
Jürgen Prochnow: Baron Wolfgang von Wolfhausen
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Quotes
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Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : I start to feel all cooped up in these U-Boats; I had a bad experience once.
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Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : Always bet on black.
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Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : It appears it is time to initiate Operation Recipe Retrieve.
[all cheer]
Gunter : Is that the title we all agreed on? I kind of like Operation Stein Grab.
Rolf : Or what about Brauheist 2006?
Gunter : Oh, that's a good one.
Rolf : Ja, it's kind of spunky.
Gunter : Ja, it's fun.
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Jan Wolfhouse : Double or nothing!
Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : On what, huh?
Jan Wolfhouse : The von Wolfhausen family recipe. You win, you get to keep it. We win, we get your brewery. Or should I say our brewery?
Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : But we already have the recipe!
[Wolfgang pulls out a disc given to him by Cherry, who laughs with the rest of the Germans]
Cherry : I got it off the nerd's computer. Hahahaha! You're fucked!
Rolf : Yeah, you're fucked.
[Fink bursts out laughing]
Steve "Fink" Finklestein : That's rich, Baron.
Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : What's so funny?
Steve "Fink" Finklestein : I didn't put that recipe on my computer. However, you are holding the recipe for a low-carb strawberry beer. We call it She-Wolf. It's okay.
Wolfgang von Wolfhaus : Strawberry?
[Wolfgang contemptuously turns toward Cherry and claps his hands]
Cherry : No, no, you know how you like strawberries, and you want me to lose weight, so that was the low carbs... Wait a minute, we like strawberries! Get your damn hands off! You're trying to see my panties! Goddamnit, put me down, please! Where are the Africans! Can the Africans come help me? Jesus!
[Gunshots are fired offscreen as Wolfgang's goons kill Cherry for bringing him the wrong recipe]