Interview (I) (2007)

Steve Buscemi: Pierre Peders

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Quotes 

• Katya : Do you like fishnet stockings, Pierre? Wait. Let me rephrase. Why do you think it is that men like fishnet stockings so much?

  Pierre Peders : They look good on women.

  Katya : Fishnet stockings are a net, and the woman is imprisoned in this net like a fish. Do you get it?

  Pierre Peders : Yeah, and what about high heels?

  Katya : Well, high heels make walking very, very difficult. So you see, nothing would be more attractive to a man than a woman wearing fishnet stockings and high heels because she has trouble walking and she's imprisoned within this net and therefore he thinks she's easy prey. I know everything.

• Katya : [answering his question]  What makes a man attractive? A scar.

  Pierre Peders : Why?

  Katya : Because... most women have one too.

• Katya : [angry]  It's been very nice wasting time with you, Peter Peders.

  [she leaves restaurant table] 

  Pierre Peders : [louder, so she could still hear him]  You, too, Cunt-ya.

• Katya : Do you realize how many men would kill to be standing as close as you are now?

  Pierre Peders : [takes out the recorder]  How many?

  Katya : Most.

• Pierre Peders : I don't fuck celebrities.

  Katya : Well, I don't fuck nobodies.

• Pierre Peders : [she's laughing uncontrollably]  What the hell is wrong with you? You on drugs or something?

  Katya : You have to feel sorry for me. I mean, I probably have silicone for brains.

  Pierre Peders : Yeah.

  Katya : You know that bastard of a surgeon must have transferred some in there from my tits.

• Pierre Peders : Do you want to be taken seriously as an actress? Is that why you had your breasts reduced?

  Katya : You miss my tits, is that it?

  Pierre Peders : Well, don't you?

  Katya : They weren't even mine to begin with.

• Pierre Peders : [to Katya]  You are beautiful.

• [first lines] 

  Pierre Peders : [talking to his catatonic brother]  I'm not just saying this 'cause you're my brother. Or even DC. I'm telling you, Robert, these cowboys are going down. But do I get to cover Washington? No.

  Pierre Peders : I have the unique privilege of interviewing Katya. Do you know who she is? I mean she's more famous for who she sleeps with than anything else. And for her fluctuating tit size. She's a real maverick, this one. She's had them reduced. Too bad for me, huh? Now I've got nothing to look forward to.