21 (2008)

Josh Gad: Miles

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• [Ben talks to Miles about the cost of having to go to school being expensive] 

  Ben Campbell : You know, tuition fees and living expenses alone cost over $300,000. $300,000.

  Miles Connoly : It's outrageous. It's astronomically high. I get it.

  Ben Campbell : You know, I just thought there was more to life than just money.

  Miles Connoly : Well, look at the bright side, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.

• [Ben apologizes to Miles for hurting his feelings and not telling him the truth] 

  Ben Campbell : I can't believe how I treated you, Miles. You know, you're my best friend, and I, really let you down. I really let you down. I'm sorry. And I'm happy for you, you know? Winning the 2.09. That's great.

  Miles Connoly : Jill Taylor. Really?

  Ben Campbell : [Ben laughs]  Yeah.

  Miles Connoly : So, let me get this straight. Money, girls, high-roller suites, clubs, Vegas. Yeah, I think I probably would have blown off the 2.09 Competition, too.

• [Ben sits with his best friends Miles and Cam at a bar] 

  Miles Connoly : Look, guys, we don't date, we don't travel, we don't have any money. The only thing that we do have is the 2.09 Competition. If we can't even win that, what's the point?

  [when a group of men and hot women cheer together at the next table] 

  Cam : We suck.

• [Ben shows up to his new assistant job where his best friend Miles works] 

  Warren : Congratulations! How does $8 an hour sound?

  Ben Campbell : Eight dollars? Wow! Wow. That's great, Warren. Thank you. Thank you.

  Miles Connoly : [Ben's best friend asks him]  You slept with him, didn't you?

  Ben Campbell : Yes, I did. Yes, I did.

  Miles Connoly : Yes, you did! I'll sleep with him, too, and I'll get $8 an hour.

• [Ben talks to Miles about giving up so much to go to Harvard Med] 

  Ben Campbell : You know, ever since I was 16, I crushed exams. I took on extracurricular. I showed up early. I even sat at the front of the class and stayed late. Man, I gave up everything. You know, I gave up fun. I gave up sex.

  Miles Connoly : I don't think you gave up sex.

  Ben Campbell : Okay, maybe not sex.

  Miles Connoly : Yeah, you didn't give up sex.

  Ben Campbell : All right, all right. I didn't give up sex.

• [Ben see's Jill waving at basketball practice and thinks she's waving at him] 

  Miles Connoly : [Ben and Miles see she's waving at the guy behind her]  Oh, man. That's brutal. You know, you should just ask her out, man. It's not like she's a rocket scientist or anything. Oh, wait, she is.

  Ben Campbell : Well, why don't you ask her?

  Miles Connoly : Because I'm already dating someone.

  Cam : Yeah, your right hand doesn't count, Miles.

  Miles Connoly : [Miles points his fingers to Cam]  It does the way I use it. It does the way I use it.

• [Ben continues to stare at Jill during basketball practice] 

  Miles Connoly : [Miles goes up to Ben]  You know, you say you want a life experience, right? Well, I'd say getting down with that would definitely qualify.

• [Miles, Cam, and Ben check out the girls at the bar] 

  Cam : She is an 8.

  Miles Connoly : No way. She's a 7.649.

  Cam : I was rounding up.

  Miles Connoly : Hey, I thought we agreed we weren't going to round up anymore.

• [Ben talks to Jill at the bar when he see's his friends Miles and Cam staring at Jill] 

  Ben Campbell : [Ben walks over to his friends]  Guys, I'm serious. What are you doing? You're staring.

  Cam : Yeah, we know.

  Ben Campbell : Yeah, well, can you not. I think it's gonna freak her out a bit, don't you think?

  Miles Connoly : [Miles keeps staring over at Jill]  Yeah, I uh... I got a feeling we're a little more freaked out than she is right now.

• [Miles and Cam both ask Ben how he met Jill] 

  Miles Connoly : Did you like take some self-help seminar or something?

  Ben Campbell : [Ben chuckles]  What?

  Cam : Jedi mind trick, huh?

  Miles Connoly : [Cam begins doing the Jedi mind trick]  Jedi mind trick. Like that Luke.

  Cam : [Ben walks off as his friends continue the Jedi mind trick to each other]  You will drink beer.

• [Miles and Cam try to talk to Ben after he's been lying about where he's been] 

  Miles Connoly : I know when you're lying, I'm your best friend. At least I thought I was.

  Cam : Are you on drugs, Ben? Because there's a group that meets at Sampson Hall on Saturdays.

  Ben Campbell : No, no. Cam, I'm not on drugs, okay?

  Cam : I'll go to the meeting if you need me to.

• [Micky begins to teach his class about nonlinear equations] 

  Micky Rosa : Now, who can explain Newton's method and to use it?

  Miles Connoly : Uh, you can use it to solve nonlinear equations.

  Micky Rosa : That's impressive. That's really good. I mean, I'm very impressed by that, especially since my class is called Nonlinear Equations.

  Micky Rosa : All right, now somebody tell me something I already don't know. Anyone? Bueller. Anyone? Bueller.