- Takeshi's Friend: This guy is a fan. Doesn't he look like you?
- [Takeshi looks at Kitano who is in clown make-up]
- Beat Takeshi: Hard to say with all that make-up. You saying I look like a clown?
- [when Kitano asks Beat Takeshi for his autograph]
- Kitano: Could you write "To Mr. Kitano?"
- Beat Takeshi: The same surname as mine?
- Takeshi's Friend: [about Beat Takeshi, who is his friend] Arrogant prick... To think that we started out together! He left us all behind. Wants me to call him "Mr. Takeshi" now. Arrogant prick!
- Beat Takeshi: [to his friend] You're being a little too friendly. It's Mr. Takeshi to you. You have a problem with my yakuza roles?