Takeshis' (2005)

Takeshi Kitano: Beat Takeshi, Mr. Kitano

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Quotes 

• Beat Takeshi : That guy... the one who looks like me. What could his life be like?

• Takeshi's Friend : This guy is a fan. Doesn't he look like you?

  [Takeshi looks at Kitano who is in clown make-up] 

  Beat Takeshi : Hard to say with all that make-up. You saying I look like a clown?

• [first and last lines] 

  Beat Takeshi : Now what?

• [after Takeshi sees actor Akihiro Miwa in makeup] 

  Beat Takeshi : What a freak.

• Beat Takeshi : Comedians... they're loud.

• Beat Takeshi : He looks like me.

• [when Kitano asks Beat Takeshi for his autograph] 

  Kitano : Could you write "To Mr. Kitano?"

  Beat Takeshi : The same surname as mine?

• [after first meeting Kitano without the clown makeup] 

  Beat Takeshi : He does looks like me.

• Beat Takeshi : [to his friend]  You're being a little too friendly. It's Mr. Takeshi to you. You have a problem with my yakuza roles?