- Johnny Storm: So, Ben, if you rolled downhill, would you gather moss?
- Ben Grimm: One more crack and it's flame off for you, pal.
- Johnny Storm: Easy, big man. I'm just saying you really *rock*.
- Victor Von Doom: I've waited for this a long time Richards. I'm going to take great pleasure in killing you. The mighty have fallen before me. Johnny Storm, too young to die. Reed Ricards, too smart to die. Susan... My Susan... too beautiful to die. But die you must!
- Ben Grimm: Doom!
- Victor Von Doom: The Thing lives? The Thing dies!
- Ben Grimm: Not if I have to say anything about it. It's clobberin' time!
- Mole Man: Rise my children! The surface world will be ours! Destroy anything that gets in your way!
- Ben Grimm: Does that include the ever-lovin' blue eye thing?
- Reed Richards: I believe it does.
- [about to face Mole Man's monster]
- Mole Man: Now I will take my little pet for a walk!
- Johnny Storm: That's no little pet.
- Ben Grimm: I had a beagle once. *That* was little.
- Ben Grimm: Holy cow. That's a big spider.
- Reed Richards: The cosmic rays must have created some anamolies in the local eco-system.
- Ben Grimm: Thats what I said.
- Susan Storm: Diablo, we did not come here to fight you.
- Diablo: Then you should have not come here at all.
- Susan Storm: Victor...
- Victor Von Doom: The name is Dr. Doom now!
- Johnny Storm: Your name's gonna be toast!
- Reed Richards: Sue, I've been trying to find you. Are you all right?
- Susan Storm: I'm fine except, I'm turning invisible. What's happening to me?
- Reed Richards: The cosmic storm must've change our DNA somehow. Now Victor's security system doesn't recognize us.
- Susan Storm: Are you turning invisible too?
- Reed Richards: Not exactly. You'll see.