Transformers: Cybertron (2005)

Brian Drummond: Jetfire, Jolt

Quotes 

• Jetfire : Optimus, we should tell people that we're fanboys.

  Optimus Prime : Hmmm... Not a bad idea.

  Jetfire : No, I'm sorry! I was just kidding!

  Optimus Prime : Ha. I guess we're a bit tall.

• Thundercracker : You're a stone cold fool, Jetfire!

  Jetfire : Coming from you, that's a compliment.

• Jetfire : You stopped the time/space continuum. That's amazing, mate.

  Vector Prime : Yes. To be honest I wasn't sure if I still had it in me; it's a power that must never be used again. It will cause a rift in the time/space continum.

  Bud : What happens if you cause a rift in the time/space continuum?

  Jolt : Tares will start opening all over the world. You could turn a corner and wind up disco-dancing in the '70s.

  Bud : Aww! Disco stinks.

• Optimus Prime : Autobots! Sound off!

  Landmine : Landmine!

  Overhaul : Overhaul!

  Scattorshot : Scattorshot!

  Jetfire : Jetfire!

  Hot Shot : Hot Shot!

  Jolt : Jolt!

• Lori : Minicons. I know you're out there; come and help us.

  Jolt : Coming, Lori.

  Professor Lucy Suzuki : They're so small.

• Reverb : [translation]  Do you think it's anything personal?

  Jolt : No, Reverb, I don't think it's anything personal. I'm sure they'd rather ride with us.

  Reverb : [translation]  Do you think Professor Suzuki is some sort of space octopuss?

  Jolt : No, Reverb, I don't think Professor Suzuki is some sort of space octopuss. You and Bud watch too many movies.

• Bud : Okay, Jolt. Where is your homeworld?

  Jolt : Well I don't. You see?

  Optimus Prime : What does that mean?

  Jolt : Vector Prime. A little help?

  Vector Prime : [Projector image]  My path crossed that of the Minicons as their ship was drifting aimlessly through space.

  Wing Saber : Why were you guys adrift in space?

  Jolt : That's a good question. We were playing hide'n'seek and the ship was an excellent place to hide. I wonder if our friends are still looking for us? I wonder?

  [laughs] 

• Red Alert : [Jolt is laughing]  Jolt, will you stand still? I'm almost finished.

  Jolt : I can't help it.

  [laughing] 

  Jolt : It tickles.

  Red Alert : There. I was able to scan parts of Jolt's mind. It seems that his brain is more human than Transformer.

  Vector Prime : That's why he relates to you kids.

  Coby : Wait a minute? Can't you scan Reverb and Six Speed?

  Scattorshot : Even if we did it wouldn't do us any good. Acording to what they say; Jolt was the one piloting the ship.

• Jolt : [laughing]  That tickles. It tickles! Stop!

  Red Alert : Jolt will you stand still?

  Optimus Prime : How's the scan going, Red Alert?

  Red Alert : Well I was able to find out that Jolt's brain is a little more complicated in its configuration. That's obvious, of course. Because his body is so small his brain is more complex.

  Lori : That's great, Red Alert. Now I need to hear that in words that I can follow.

  Red Alert : The anyalitical scan shows that his brain is more human than Transformer.

  Vector Prime : [everyone gasps in astonishment]  Yes! That could be the reason why Jolt and the others can relate so easily to the children.

  Bud : Wait a minute? Can't you scan Reverb and Six Speed's memories too?

  Scattorshot : Now that wouldn't do us any good, boys. From what they told us; Jolt was the one doing all of the drivin.

  Red Alert : It's going to take me a while to scan him.

  Optimus Prime : Then keep scanning him.

• Ransack : We're the terrible twosome

  Crumplezone : We're the masters of disaster.

  Ransack : The Barons of Bad

  Crumplezone : The Dukes of Doom

  Ransack , Crumplezone : We're the villains from Velocitron.

  [Jolt Grunting] 

  Ransack , Crumplezone : Wait we're not done.

  Ransack , Crumplezone : I'm Crumplezone and this is my partner Ransack. How's that for an entrance?

  Optimus Prime : It stinks.

  Metroplex : If it's a beatdown you're after then I'll be more than happy to oblige.

  [Metroplex goes after Ransack and Crumplezone with his axe. They jump out of the way] 

  Ransack : You're too slow there wide load.

  Crumplezone : Bouncy Bouncy. Whoopsie daisy.

  [Ransack and Crumplezone play a game of pass the minicon] 

  Jolt : Hey cut it out you guys. I can't fly with this data pack on my back.

  [Jolt screams wildly] 

  Ransack : Stop squirmin.

  Optimus Prime : We've got to put a stop to this.

  Ransack : So start shooting tough guy.

  Optimus Prime : Blast! They know we can't shoot back or we'd risk hitting Jolt.

  Bud : What can I do to help them? Oh snap.

  [Over communicator] 

  Bud : Coby can you hear me?

• Crumplezone : A friend of yours? I'm sorry, I didn't know.

  Jolt : Wow, Optimus, am I ever glad to see you. Whoah!

  [screams] 

  Optimus Prime : Jolt!

  Crumplezone : Whoopsie, he must have slipped.

  Ransack : You'd better go and rescue your friend, big guy.

  Evac : Hey, look who I caught. I ought to go fishing here more often.

  Jolt : Eeew! I need a vacation.

• Optimus Prime : Bud, it's good to have you back.

  Bud : Thanks, Big Bot.

  Jolt : [Bowing respectfully]  Thank you for rescuing us, Optimus Prime.

  [Sixspeed and Safegaurd run and hug Jolt and Reverb as the Recon Minicon Team is together again] 

• Bud : Woah, what happened here? Someone demolished this place big time.

  Jolt : [Screaming]  Look at the size of those claw marks. How can we ever hope to battle against something that big?

  [Jolt and the Minicons start running around in circles] 

  Bud : Okay, you guys, calm down.

  Jolt : Vector Prime, Optimus Prime, anybody, Prime SAVE US!

  Bud : Oh, my stomach.

  Jolt : What is it, Bud? Is it your apendix? Your panchreas?

  Bud : It's. It's...

  Jolt : Yes?

  Bud : It's about time you guys calmed down and listened to me for once.