The Conrad Boys (2006)
Justin Lo: Charlie Conrad
Quotes
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[first lines]
Ben Conrad : Charlie, you gotta come see this.
Charlie Conrad : Don't you knock?
Ben Conrad : Come look at my room.
Charlie Conrad : Ben, I gotta finish this before school.
Ben Conrad : I made a new wall for my fort and it's really strong.
Charlie Conrad : Impressive, considering it's probably made out of couch cushions.
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[last lines]
Ben Conrad : Hey, Charlie. Hey, Dad.
Doug Conrad : Hey.
Charlie Conrad : Hey.
Ben Conrad : Look at this.
[starts swinging wooden sword]
Doug Conrad : OK.
Ben Conrad : Whoa!
Charlie Conrad : Whoa! Look at that.
Doug Conrad : Hey, look what I brought you.
[pulls wooden shield out of bag]
Ben Conrad : Cool!
Doug Conrad : Yeah... Look at that, huh?
[hands shield to Ben]
Doug Conrad : Pretty good.
Ben Conrad : Here. Hold this.
[hands sword to Charlie]
Ben Conrad : Attack me.
Doug Conrad : Uh-oh.
Charlie Conrad : Sure?
Doug Conrad : En guard!
Charlie Conrad : OK.
[starts attacking]
Charlie Conrad : Bam. Bam. Bam.
Ben Conrad : Now, do it slow motion.
Doug Conrad : Slow motion.
Charlie Conrad : OK.
[starts attacking in slow motion]
Doug Conrad : Whoo. That's great.
Ben Conrad : Now, give it to Dad.
Doug Conrad : [takes sword] Ready?
[starts attacking]
Charlie Conrad : Careful.
[laughs]
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Jordan Rivers : You're interesting. I'm gonna write you as a character in my book.
Charlie Conrad : Good luck with that.
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Jordan Rivers : [looking at photo] This your mom?
Charlie Conrad : Uh-huh.
Jordan Rivers : She's pretty.
Charlie Conrad : Thanks.
Jordan Rivers : Where is she?
Charlie Conrad : She's on vacation.
Jordan Rivers : Where's your dad?
Charlie Conrad : He left.
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Jordan Rivers : So if I'm going to write a character based on you, I'm gonna need some more information.
Charlie Conrad : Like what?
Jordan Rivers : Well, first off... what are you?
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Jordan Rivers : Voilà!
Charlie Conrad : It's my garage... with a blanket.
Jordan Rivers : Smart-ass.
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Jordan Rivers : Go. Suck. Suck-suck-suck. You okay?
Charlie Conrad : That's terrible.
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Charlie Conrad : We're not gonna spy on the bagger.
Tori Marshall : Why not?
Charlie Conrad : Because he'll think we're freaks.