Twitches (2005 TV Movie)

Jennifer Robertson: Illeana

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Quotes 

• Illeana : [after girls run off]  Do we have a plan B?

  Karsh : No, we're way past plan B, we're more like at D.

  Illeana : Yeah.

• Illeana : You defeated the darkness once before.

  Camryn Barnes : You mean when I was one day old? All I did was scream, wet myself, and wonder "What the heck is going on?" Apart from gaining some decent bladder control, nothing has changed!

• Illeana : [imitating girls]  Go twitches, go twitches, go twitches...

  [sees Karsh and clears throat] 

  Illeana : You, uh, got something on your face.

  [gestures to his face with ketchup all over it] 

• Karsh : [They are rescued from the Darkness and fall into the room]  Ah, finally! Took you long enough!

  Illeana : He means thank you.

  Karsh : Will you please stop telling people what I mean, I think I know what I mean.

• Illeana : Oh, they're so sweet, do you think we should have told them they're marked for death?

  Karsh : Why would we have told them that?

  Illeana : I don't know.

• Karsh : [whooshes door away]  I never get tired of that.

  Illeana : I do.

  Karsh : Really?

  Illeana : Well, you do it all the time, at parties, and it just...

  Karsh : Why didn't you tell me?

  Illeana : I just...

  [cut to girls and song "Rush"] 

• Illeana : I think having the soul sucked out of him made someone a little bit cranky.

• Illeana : Remember, the prophecy says the two must learn to act as one.

  Karsh : Well, right now the two are tap-dancing on my last good nerve.

• Illeana : [She has just walked through a wall and is dazed. She tries to stop the twins that have already left. She then walks to window and tries to talk to Karsh]  They're gone!

  Karsh : [pretending he can't hear her]  Sorry?

  Illeana : What? That was a really thick wall!

  Karsh : Come again?

  Illeana : Hey, I went through some '70s wallpaper that's gonna emotionally scar for life!