Samoan Wedding (2006)

Shimpal Lelisi: Sefa

Quotes 

• Sefa : Let's go. Drive like the wind Bolo!

  Bolo : My name is Paul.

  Sefa : Bolo.

  Albert : Bolo.

  Michael : Bolo.

  Stanley : Bolo.

  Sefa , Albert , Michael , Stanley : PAUL!

• Sefa : What are these?

  Stanley : Pants!

  Sefa : Who's wearing them?

  Stanley : You are!

  Sefa : Correct!

  Leilani : And who washes the skid marks out of them?

• Albert : Et tu, Brute?

  Sefa : What are you speaking Maori for?

• Bolo : Actually Leilani, as a bridesmaid you are not obliged to take anyone...

  Sefa : Bolo shut up!

  Leilani : But he's right.

  Sefa : Babe you are the one that says we should spend more time together...

  Leilani : Yeah, more time together when you don't get drunk as soon as we get there!

  Bolo : Hm-Hm.

  Sefa : [to Bolo]  "Hm-Hm", shut up!

  Sefa : [to Leilani]  It's the perfect oppotunity to sort our shit out.

  Leilani : Our shit?

  Sefa : MY shit, okay, MY shit. It will be great, it will be like our first date.

  Bolo : Uh-uh, like the the date you ended up falling asleep on the toilet seat?

  Bolo : How about the date you ended up SHUT UP!

• [Sefa goes to Leilani's house after he learns she went to a certain clinic] 

  Leilani : [teary-eyed]  What do you want?

  Sefa : I got a pitch stranger put a needle up my dick.

  Leilani : God, did it hurt?

  Sefa : Then he tells me I don't have any of the symptoms.

  Leilani : Of what?

  Sefa : Of WHAT? The STD I did give you!... The one you went to the clinic for?

  Leilani : The FAMILY PLANNING clinic, Sefa. I'm pregnant.

• Bolo : My name is Paul.

  Sefa : Your name is Bolo until you earn the right to be called by your real name: Bolo!

• Leilani : What time do you call this, Sefa?

  Sefa : Bedtime?