Outrageous Fortune (2005–2010)

Tammy Davis: Munter

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• Munter : Yeah, it was float like a butterfly, sting like a wasp.

  Eric : Bee.

  Munter : What?

  Eric : Nah, the saying goes 'float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.'

  Munter : How do you know how it goes? I only just made it up.

• Munter : There's a big fish up there with my name on it. Big snapper.

  Van West : It's a fish called Munter

  Munter : That's a cool name, eh?

  Van West : What's my fish called?

  Munter : Van. Van Fish. And it's friends with the other fish, the Munter.

  Van West : Yeah, and they like, swim around...

  Munter : Just cruising, cos that's the kind of fish they are.

  Van West : Yeah

  Munter : The Van Fish and the Munter Fish

  Van West : And they're cool, man.

  Munter : Of course they're cool, cos they're in the water.

• Munter : Bro, you've got to forget her. You've got to empty your mind. Empty. Your. Mind

• Munter : Hey, education is good. Up to the bit where you get expelled. Then you get to taste freedom.

• Munter : It must be hard. Trying to remember the truth when it's not actually the truth. It'd be easier if you could just lie, eh?

• Munter : It's moments like these... you need one of my mum's cookies.

• Munter : To Van - I love you, man. But I really hope I'm never stuck in a life or death situation and you're the one who has to figure out how to rescue me

• Munter : Do Men of the Minge buy their clothes in Ponsonby?

• Munter : Is texting someone eighteen times and getting nothing back - is that stalking?

• Munter : If a man goes nowhere and there's no-one there to see him, did he ever leave?

• Van West : What does ironic mean?

  Munter : It means how come the guy with the job has never got any money for any piss?

• Munter : I don't know what's happening with Van anymore. We used to have something, you know, special. Now all I get are text messages.

• Munter : They're big those Tongans, and no strangers to violence - cos their mums have been smacking them from when they was little.

• Munter : You just mimed rooting your own sister. You have to think about these things before you do them.