Alyson Hannigan aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Lily Aldrin • Jasmine
- Lily: [Lily sees Barney hitting on Claudia] Oh, hell. No!
- [grabs Barney by the ear and yanks him away from Claudia]
- Lily: Claudia is getting married tomorrow and so help me God if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard until your eyes pop out and then I'll feed them to you like grapes.
- Barney: [confused] Wait... my eyes? Or my testicles?
- Lily: [pause, thinks about it] One of each!
- [repeated line throughout season 9]
- Lily: [Being handed a drink at the Farhampton Inn] Thank you, Linus.
- Lily: You're playing hockey. With a basketball... and tennis rackets?
- Marshall: It's BaskIceball, the greatest game ever. We invented it. it's Awesome!
- Lily: Wait, BaskIceball? shouldn't it be Iceketball?
- Marvin Eriksen Sr.: Ice... Ket... ball? that just sounds weird.
- Marcus Eriksen: The game is BaskIceball. And I'm the best.
- Lily: Well, maybe that's just cause you haven't seen *me* play.
- [Lily throws the basketball to Marcus who throws it back to Marshall]
- Marshall: Well, it's not exactly a sport for girls.
- Lily: Well, that's funny cause your brother throws like a girl!
- [Lily throws the ball back to Marcus]
- Lily: [Marcus throws the ball hard and hits Lily in the face]