The quality of a Playboy video calendar was always subjective and for me 2006 didn't have any huge names or killer moments. It's still 80 minutes of naked goodness, but other years were better. I do have to mention the confusing nature of the ladies being presented as something different than when they actually became Playmates and tell you a "special" appearance here really stole the show.
"January" is Jillian Grace - Mar 2005 - who starts off in a western town undergoing a bunch of clothing changes. She's certainly pretty. Next she strips in a cottage as an Avril Lavigne sounding track ripping off 'Complicated' plays in the background. Why does Playboy do this? I get it's cheaper than licensing the real music, but it's distracting (6 mins). "February" is pale skinned redhead Scarlett Keegan - Sept 2004 - naked in a field. Then it's more laying around inside a vintage estate (5.5 mins).
"March" is petite blonde Kimberly Holland - Oct 2004 - who strips from a schoolgirl uniform. Then a photoshoot in the desert. I wasn't big on her look to begin with, but this second part got way too artsy (5 mins). "April" is Amber Campisi - Feb 2005 - briefly in a pink bra as part of a pink motif. Then inside a house, she makes her way to the kitchen where oil is applied to her body. Amber very much has a girl next door down to earth vibe going for her and is naturally busty (6 mins). "May" is Kara Monaco - Jun 2005, PMOTY 2006 - getting out of an oversized dress shirt & tie. Then outside where she has her hair curled and only wears a lite top in a scenic overlook (5 mins).
"June" is Qiana Chase - Jul 2005 - with a spirituality theme to start. Next a quick trek thru a house with either just a sheet or completely naked. I like how Qiana looks, but wasn't a fan of how she was presented (6 mins). "July" is Jamie Westenhiser - May 2005 - bouncing from one location to another care of a toy chest she climbs in. Then she has a sensual bath. She's the third lady in a row to sport the completed shaved look (6 mins). "August" is Colleen Shannon - Jan 2004 - who rides a mechanic bull before a standard mix of lite boy/girl and solo posing in a mansion (9 mins).
"September" is Cara Zavaleta - Nov 2004 - in & outside a house before more of the same on & off a couch (5 mins). "October" is Destiny Davis - Jan 2005 - surrounded by flowers outside then inside a mansion done with style, bubbles & champagne (5.5 mins). "November" is Courtney Culkin - Apr 2005 - and was easily my favorite segment. She gets out of a yellow cab and proceeds to get naked looking great. Inside it's a strip played to a Lenny Kravitz's ripoff tune, but the attitude helps the scene (5 mins).
"December" is Tiffany Fallon - Dec 2004, PMOTY 2005 - in & out of sexy costumes to begin. Then she's a female celebrity trying to avoid the paparazzi. She ends up meeting eyes with an attractive hunk in an elevator. This is where it gets fun - it's actor Greg Sestero - who everyone will know as Mark from the infamous flick 'The Room'. From a rooftop to back inside, he gets mesmerized by her naked beauty (11.5 mins).
Playboy video calendars aren't an exact science. Some years are better than others. The Playmates chosen, scene choices. 2006 had one really good month - Courtney - and some decent ones - Amber, Jillian - but seeing "Mark" here trying to improve his sex life was the most unexpected treat.
"January" is Jillian Grace - Mar 2005 - who starts off in a western town undergoing a bunch of clothing changes. She's certainly pretty. Next she strips in a cottage as an Avril Lavigne sounding track ripping off 'Complicated' plays in the background. Why does Playboy do this? I get it's cheaper than licensing the real music, but it's distracting (6 mins). "February" is pale skinned redhead Scarlett Keegan - Sept 2004 - naked in a field. Then it's more laying around inside a vintage estate (5.5 mins).
"March" is petite blonde Kimberly Holland - Oct 2004 - who strips from a schoolgirl uniform. Then a photoshoot in the desert. I wasn't big on her look to begin with, but this second part got way too artsy (5 mins). "April" is Amber Campisi - Feb 2005 - briefly in a pink bra as part of a pink motif. Then inside a house, she makes her way to the kitchen where oil is applied to her body. Amber very much has a girl next door down to earth vibe going for her and is naturally busty (6 mins). "May" is Kara Monaco - Jun 2005, PMOTY 2006 - getting out of an oversized dress shirt & tie. Then outside where she has her hair curled and only wears a lite top in a scenic overlook (5 mins).
"June" is Qiana Chase - Jul 2005 - with a spirituality theme to start. Next a quick trek thru a house with either just a sheet or completely naked. I like how Qiana looks, but wasn't a fan of how she was presented (6 mins). "July" is Jamie Westenhiser - May 2005 - bouncing from one location to another care of a toy chest she climbs in. Then she has a sensual bath. She's the third lady in a row to sport the completed shaved look (6 mins). "August" is Colleen Shannon - Jan 2004 - who rides a mechanic bull before a standard mix of lite boy/girl and solo posing in a mansion (9 mins).
"September" is Cara Zavaleta - Nov 2004 - in & outside a house before more of the same on & off a couch (5 mins). "October" is Destiny Davis - Jan 2005 - surrounded by flowers outside then inside a mansion done with style, bubbles & champagne (5.5 mins). "November" is Courtney Culkin - Apr 2005 - and was easily my favorite segment. She gets out of a yellow cab and proceeds to get naked looking great. Inside it's a strip played to a Lenny Kravitz's ripoff tune, but the attitude helps the scene (5 mins).
"December" is Tiffany Fallon - Dec 2004, PMOTY 2005 - in & out of sexy costumes to begin. Then she's a female celebrity trying to avoid the paparazzi. She ends up meeting eyes with an attractive hunk in an elevator. This is where it gets fun - it's actor Greg Sestero - who everyone will know as Mark from the infamous flick 'The Room'. From a rooftop to back inside, he gets mesmerized by her naked beauty (11.5 mins).
Playboy video calendars aren't an exact science. Some years are better than others. The Playmates chosen, scene choices. 2006 had one really good month - Courtney - and some decent ones - Amber, Jillian - but seeing "Mark" here trying to improve his sex life was the most unexpected treat.
