Kyaa Kool Hai Hum (2005)

Avtar Gill: Police Commissioner

Quotes 

• Inspector : [Reporting to Avtar Gill]  Yes Sir, you called for me.

  Police Commissioner : I asked for a Havildar

  [meaning Constable] 

  Police Commissioner : .

  Inspector : Well, I happen to be Havildar Sir.

  Police Commissioner : [Furious]  So why the hell are you wearing the uniform of an Inspector ?

  Inspector : Coz I am an Inspector Sir.

  Police Commissioner : [Confused]  You're an Inspector as well as a Havildar ?

  Inspector : Of course Sir.

  Police Commissioner : What ?

  Inspector : You see, I happen to be an Inspector by designation but my name is Havildar, I.M. Havildar. Actually... .

  Police Commissioner : [Furiously interrupting Vijay Patkar]  Just shut up. You idiot, your case is far more complicated than this murder mystery.