Lust Connection (2005 TV Movie)

Frank Harper: Rick

Quotes 

• [With his wife away shopping, Rick has a phone call just as his buxom Internet lover Sasha wants to mount him on his couch] 

  Rick : Hello?

  Jenny : Hey, honey, I just pulled up at the market. What did you want for dinner? I was thinking... casseroles?

  Rick : [as Sasha shoves her large breasts in front of his face]  Hmm, I... I don't know, honey. Are melons in seasons?

  Jenny : I think so. Since when did you start eating melons?

  Rick : I... I saw something on the Internet and they said that melons were good to your libido.

  Jenny : [excited]  Really? Well, what kind of melons?

  Rick : Big, juicy, ripe ones.

• Rick : Well, there was Cora. She was the wild one. She wanted to have sex with me in the house while Susan is still there.

  [a flashback sequence shows Rick sneaking and having sex with buxom Cora while Jenny occasionally asks him from another room about the noise]