Vinnie Jones nel ruolo di...
Dinklage
- Coach Dinklage: [about to assign shirts and skins] OK, shirts and skins!
- Viola: Pardon me, sir. I have to be a shirt.
- Coach Dinklage: What?
- Viola: I'm allergic to the sun.
- Coach Dinklage: ...You're allergic to the sun?
- Viola: Very, very, very deathly, deathly allergic.
- Coach Dinklage: Well, we like to accomodate here in Illiria, so I'll follow you around with a parasol. Alright, Nancy boy?
- [looks at his clipboard]
- Coach Dinklage: You're a shirt.
- Coach Dinklage: [after breaking up the fight on the soccer field] The rest of you! Get out there and play some real football... You bunch of girls!
- Principal Gold: [trying to copy Coach Dinklage's authority and shout his speech through the megaphone] Alright the rest of you, get out there and play some real football like a bunch of girls!
- Coach Dinklage: At ease, Gentlemen. I've seen a lot of energy and commitment out there today. And that makes a coach proud. Now, I wanna split us up into first string and second string. You second-stringers, don't take it too hard. You're just as much part of this team as the first-stringers. Apart from, of course, playing the game part.
- Coach Dinklage: [shouted] Break it up. Break it up. Okay, tough guys. You want to box, then get out of my stadium. Or otherwise, get on with the game. All right? That goes for the rest of ya. Now get on and play some real football. Like a bunch of girls.
- Coach Dinklage: [tears up the manual containing the "no girls allowed" policy, before returning it to the referee] What manual? Listen, pal. Here at Illyria, we don't discriminate based on gender!