Borderland (2007)

Jake Muxworthy: Henry

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• Henry : [lites two cigarettes in his mouth and puts one in Ed's mouth,who is sleeping with his mouth open]  Rise and shine, faggot! Wharton, motherfucker, Wharton! Whoop-whoop, Wharton!

  Ed : [coughing from the cigarette]  You're gonna be the first dealer on your block with an MBA.

  Henry : Yeah, fuck all that, man. I'm getting out of pharmaceuticals. Human cloning is about to explode, dude. Keep everything offshore, do your marketing on the Internet.

  Ed : Promise me you won't clone yourself.

  Henry : You know, when you get out of Stanford, man, I could use you on my team. What do you say? Feel like been a rich son of a bitch?

  Ed : Is that really the best we can do?

  Henry : What? Get rich?

  Ed : Yeah.

  Henry : We could do worse.

• Henry : Welcome to the Turd World brother!

• Henry : [in a fake preaching voice]  Imagine a land, if you will, where a man can be a man. A land where he can indulge in all those animal urges, far from the petty judgments of parents and teachers and less-enlightened peers. A land where he can ride the demon!

  Phil : Yeah!

  Henry : Behave bad!

  Phil : Bad!

  Henry : Whatever he goddamn well pleases,and no one gives a shit, including the cops.

  Phil : Tell it, Brother Henry!

  Henry : I'm talking real freedom, my friend!

  Phil : Real freedom!

  Henry : Not this overregulated bullshit that passes for liberty in our country.

  Phil : Hell, no!

  Phil : !Vamonos a la frontera!

  [Let's go to the border!] 

  Phil : Arriba Mexico!

  Henry : We leave right now, we hit Manzanita right about the time the strip joints open.

  Phil : I'm gonna get laid.

  Henry : You're kidding? I finally convinced our upstanding minister's son to get his cherry popped.

  Phil : Pop!

  Ed : Let's pray he doesn't contract an STD.

  Henry : Worrywart.

  Ed : [opens his wallet and hands Phil some condoms]  Fellas, say hello to the senoritas for me.

  Henry : Come on. man. You're not gonna hang around here. All right? All the poonsies are hooked up or singing "Kumbaya" with the art fags.

  Ed : Any other time. I'm there, all right? I just have a lot on my mind.

  Henry : You want a Zoloft, man? I think I got one.

  Ed : I just wanna chill.

  Henry : Chill when you're dead, man. As your "personal physician", I insist you put that big brain of yours to rest and go a little nuts, okay, for once.