No Entry (2005)

Anil Kapoor: Kishan

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Quotes 

• Sunny : Why do you keep saying be positive?

  Kishen : Because it's my blood group.

• [Kishen and Kajal are seeing a fortune teller] 

  Kishen : Two houses? Yes! Two cars? Yes! Two wives? Absolutely 100% accurate - hey, what nonsense are you saying?

  [a shocked Kajal learns her husband has a child from his second marriage. X hurriedly takes his wife away, but sees a child running towards them, crying for his daddy] 

  Kaajal : Oh my god! This is your child!

  Kishen : No, he is not my child!

  Kaajal : Then why is he running toward you?

  [Kishen cowers as the kid runs toward him - and past him to another couple] 

  Kishen : [calling to the couple]  Hey, control your kid - he almost got me killed!