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[Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order]
Barbossa : What are you doin'?
Jack Sparrow : What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa : No, what *are* you doin'?
Jack Sparrow : What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa : *No!* What *are* you doin'?
Jack Sparrow : What are *you* doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa : The captain of the ship *is* givin' orders.
Jack Sparrow : My ship, makes me captain.
Barbossa : They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow : Well, that makes you
[pause]
Jack Sparrow : chartman.
Pintel : Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand?
[Jack and Barbossa stare at him]
Pintel : Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.
Ragetti : [to Pintel] I'd vote for you.
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Pintel : Those aren't pieces of eight. They're just pieces of junk!
Gibbs : Aye, the original plan was to use nine Pieces of Eight to bind Calypso, but when the first court met the Brethren were, to a one, skint broke.
Pintel : So change the name!
Gibbs : What, to "Nine Pieces of Whatever We Happen To Have in Our Pockets At The Time"? Oh yes, that sounds very piratey!
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[Teague beckons forth the dog with the keys, last left on the cannibal island]
Ragetti : Is that... can't be.
Pintel : How?
Captain Teague : Sea turtles, mate.
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Pintel : No one said anything about cold.
Ragetti : I'm sure there must be a good reason for our suffering.
Pintel : Why don't that Obeah woman bring Jack back the same way she brought back Barbossa?
Tia Dalma : Because Barbossa was only dead. Jack Sparrow is taken body and soul to a place not of death, but of punishment, the worst fate a person can bring upon himself stretching on forever. That's what awaits at Davy Jones' locker.
Ragetti : Well, I knew there was a good reason.
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Barbossa : [of releasing Calypso] It must be said as if speaking to a lover.
[Pirates grin and nudge each other]
Barbossa : [loud and commanding] Calypso! I release you from your human bonds!
Pintel : [nothing happens] Is that it?
Ragetti : You didn't say it right!
[all the pirates stare at him]
Ragetti : You have to say it right...
[Ragetti leans into Calypso's ear]
Ragetti : [whispers tenderly] Calypso... I release you from your human bonds.
[Calypso is freed]
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Captain Barbossa : [playing with his monkey] Oh, yes, you sho shweet! You rooby-rooby-roo! Oh, yes, you shooo...
Pintel : Um, Captain... me, and the crew... were thinking it wasn't right to leave Captain Jack behind...
Ragetti : Again.
Pintel : ...again.
Captain Barbossa : Relax, me mateys! Look at this!
[flourishes Sao Feng's map]
Captain Barbossa : There's more'n one way to live forever. Soon, we shall be drinking of the Fountain of Youth...
[discovers a hole in the map, rendering it worthless]
Captain Barbossa : Sparrow!
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[in Davy Jones' Locker, hundreds of souls pass by]
Pintel : Eerie... That's downright "macabrey".