Two Weeks (2006)

Tom Cavanagh: Barry Bergman

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• Barry Bergman : [on the phone]  Look, the honest to God truth, I'm down here because my mother is dying. I want you to do this for her... Yeah, it's like her last wish, something she never had... Yeah, she really wants high-speed Internet access... No good she'll be dead by then. Is there some rush fee I can pay?

• Barry Bergman : How's it coming?

  Emily Bergman : Well, I got pretty good when I skipped school but it's been a while.

  Barry Bergman : Forgery's like riding a bicycle, you never forget how... I've heard.

  Matthew Bergman : What do I get to do?

  Keith Bergman : You're driving the get-away car.

• Keith Bergman : Well, the confessing thing worked out for you, but next time just rat out Barry, he's already got a record.

  Barry Bergman : Blow me.

• Keith Bergman : Left your cell phone.

  Barry Bergman : Yep

  Keith Bergman : Don't you think we should bring it?

  Barry Bergman : Nope, you want to find out your mother died in the cereal aisle of Sir Buy-a-Lot?

  Keith Bergman : Nope.

• Keith Bergman : My mom brought me up that there was a solution to every problem. So tell me...

  [leans into intercom mic] 

  Keith Bergman : who do I have to fuck, to get the Sir Buy a Lot discount on my orange juice?

  [in the parking lot] 

  Barry Bergman : I've never been thrown out of a grocery store.