Simple Plan: A Big Package for You (2003 Video)

David Desrosiers: Self

Quotes 

• David Desrosiers : Look, banana, double banana, it means it's got two bananas in it.

• David Desrosiers : We're late... Because of me... Because, uh, I was in my bed, sleeping, because my alarm did not go off. So I had to skip the shower, and uh, I always skip the shower anyways...

  Pierre Bouvier : Get to the point!

  David Desrosiers : Et quoi the point!

• David Desrosiers : [explaining how he sprained his ankle]  I was skateboarding and tried to be cool, and uh, I was actually cool for a little moment, and uh, I was following Pierre from too close, and I was sure he was gonna go from top of the ramp, instead he did a little trick and came down, and then, uh, me and Pierre hit each other. It was a fucking mess.

• Avril Lavigne : [after David has to be carried to the stage]  Hey, I could carry him to the stage.

  David Desrosiers : Are you sure?

  Avril Lavigne : Just because I'm a chick.

  David Desrosiers : [whispers, while being on her back]  Fuck.