The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (2008)
Chris Duppenthaler: Mark
Quotes
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Lodge : I am never gonna finish this frecking module!
Mark : Party die again?
Lodge : They don't try anything new and then they blame *me* when they die. Ungrateful munchkins. I'm really kinda pissed off.
Mark : This has nothing to do with your writer's block.
Lodge : I do not have writer's block! I know exactly how the story ends. I just... don't know how to get there.
Mark : Obviously neither do your players.
Lodge : How am I supposed to write a module based on an adventure if we *never* finish the adventure?
Mark : Just run 'em through it until they win... or your head explodes.
Lodge : [sigh] We're gonna start all over again once we have a few more players.
[pause]
Lodge : Mark! Why don't you join? You used to game all the time in college.
Mark : I haven't gamed since... the Incident.
Lodge : [confused] Total party wipeout?
Mark : Like you can't even imagine.
Lodge : [Cass walks up] Hey, Cass.
Cass : Lodge. Mark! Haven't seen you in a long time. It's like I forget you even exist.
Mark : Yeah, I get that a lot.
