Raising the Stakes (2005)
Josh Lively: Steve
Quotes
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Maxwell Selwyn : [while telling them of a vampire antidote] Well, there are some side effects
Steve : What kind?
Maxwell Selwyn : [holds up a poorly carved vampire stake] Death.
Bob : Thank God, I thought you were going to say stick. I'd rather die than be a stick.
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Steve : I thought vampires were supposed to be all hardcore, we ended up being pussies!
Bob : Fuck you, dude, I'm not a pussy. You're a pussy.
Steve : You're a pussy!
Bob : You're a pussy!
Steve : Oh, what's this?
[pretends to pull a letter from his pocket]
Steve : It's a letter from the PUSS-R.S., you didn't pay your pussy taxes!
Bob : Is that a knock at the door?
[walks up to the door and opens it]
Bob : Holy shit! It's Ed McMahon! You just won a million dollars from the PUSSinghouse Clearing!