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A classic stripped bare
augustian2 July 2017
Imagine the 1966 film, Blowup stripped of all artistry, panache and creativity, then you will probably end up with something like Lessons in Love, or Touch me Tonight 3: Lessons in Love, as it is called in the UK. Glamour photographer (how handy is that in an erotic film?) Carol, (Beverly Lynne) believes she has inadvertently captured on film a possible homicide, or at least something suspicious. Along with her on/off (sometimes he's on top, sometimes she's on top) boyfriend, Jackson, (Glen Meadows) they investigate for themselves as the police investigation stalls. Jackson though, has his own private interests and even though lives are in danger, nothing gets in the way of steamy sex.

The film starts with a steamy photo shoot and Carol has some steamy sex scenes. There are also two lesbian scenes, three if you count the caressing and groping pole-dancing scene. They are all soft-core with backing music. For me, the worst scene takes place on a couch with the camera circling the couch as if on a circular rail-track. It probably was. The film looked to be a series of sex scenes with a halfhearted plot to join them all together and the ending was an anti-climax to say the least. This is not one that I will be watching again in a hurry.
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Too much Jackson action
Dr. Gore20 April 2005
Warning: Spoilers
*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*

I saw this on cable the other night. Beverly Lynne is a photographer in a lot of trouble. She may have inadvertently taken a picture of a girl getting kidnapped. She needs help. Who does she call? Jackson. Her ex is a nice enough guy who wants to help her with her kidnapping and lack of sex problems. Lynne is more than happy to have Jackson back in her sex life. That's good for Lynne but a fatality for the viewers.

Fidelity in a skin flick is a terrible thing. There is far too much Jackson action happening here. Lynne has sex with Jackson three times! That might be a sign of a healthy relationship but it's a dysfunctional train wreck for a late night porn flick. Lynne didn't even have time to fool around with busty Akira Lane! Now that makes no sense. Her assistant was craving Lynne but she had her sights set on Jackson. Well, at least I thought Akira was craving Lynne. Maybe it was only in my fantasies. Oh Jackson. Why did you have to come along and overstay your welcome?

"Lessons in Love" is pathetic. The sex scenes are monotonous and dull. Or is that monogamous and dull? Also, Beverly Lynne needs to let her hair grow out again. The short buzz cut is not working for her at all. She was hot in "Bikini a go go" but since then it's been mostly misfires. Overall, "Lessons in Love" needs to be avoided. This is one late night lesson you can skip.
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