Love, Ludlow (2005)

Andrea Maulella: Carol

Quotes 

• Carol : Hell, you can buy a penis on almost any corner. Sure they are made of rubber, but they come without the angst.

• Carol : Hey... I went out with that guy Eddie in Legal. It was a total waste.

  Myra : Why is that?

  Carol : Well, look at him: he's totally cute and all, but he lives with his mom.

  Myra : So?

  Carol : "So?" I mean, come on! It's kinda' hard to get bumpin' uglies with his mom in the room next to you, huh?

  Myra : And what's wrong with your place?

  Carol : I live with my mom.

• Carol : ...and I'll tell you something else: except for that one *very little thing,* men... are worthless.