The Aristocrats (2005)

Penn Jillette: Self

Quotes 

• Wendy Liebman : It's a family, the Cavanaugh's - Ann and William. They're eating dinner, and they just finish, and their maid comes in and she clears the plates. And they have two children, Betsy and Timmy. And Ann suggests that they all go into the drawing room, where Ann then braids Betsy's beautiful blonde hair. The husband, he plays chess with Timmy - and then the maid comes in with strawberries and whipped cream, and they all eat a nice dessert. And that's the act.

  Penn Jillette : What do you call an act like that?

  Wendy Liebman : The Cocksucking Motherfuckers.

• [after Wendy Liebman describes a normal family act] 

  Penn Jillette : What do you call an act like that?

  Wendy Liebman : The Cocksucking Motherfuckers.