Keith (I) (2008)

Jesse McCartney: Keith

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• Keith : I had it all figured out, so I cut out early? Who cares? It's probably a good thing. Life sucks, anyway. Then I met you, and it got weird. And you were so amazing. And I...

  Natalie : What? What?

  Keith : I just wanted a little more time. So all in all, I'd say you're the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Goodbye, partner.

• Keith : What's the rush? We're here in a yellow truck, a road ahead of us and nothing but opportunities.

• Keith : Wake up, Natalie. Don't you see what happened here? You had a beautiful life, and I had shit. I hated your guts. I wanted to take you down, I wanted to make you as miserable as I am, and that is exactly what I did. Now, how's that for a goodbye?

  Natalie : Pretty lame.

  Keith : Face it, Anderson, I screwed you. I screwed you big time.

  Natalie : So you screwed me. So what? Me? I made love to you.

• Natalie : Fuck you.

  Keith : You just did, partner.

• Keith : [spills liquid on chem table]  Ohh, God.

  Natalie : Be careful, would you?

  Keith : Am I gonna be in trouble for that? Are you gonna punish me for this?

  Natalie : I might have to.

  Keith : 'Cause you know how I feel about all that stuff.

  Natalie : Look, partner, you know the deal.

  Keith : But those spiky heels really hurt me.

  Natalie : Keith, you've been a bad boy and now you gonna pay the price.

  [Keith groans] 

  Natalie : [looking at the people sharing their chem lab table who are staring]  Do you mind?

• Keith : So you don't remember.

  Natalie : What?

  Keith : Well, I sit behind you in the sixth grade play, you were the princess and I was Russian Soldier #3.

  Natalie : Don't remember that.

  Keith : Of course not. A princess never remembers the little people.

  Natalie : Excuse me while I cry for you.

• Keith : [after he kisses Natalie]  We should probably leave.

  Natalie : Yeah.

  Keith : We're lab partners.

  Natalie : Yeah.

  Keith : This is strictly a lab partnership.

  Natalie : Absolutely.

  Keith : And Walter would be very, very upset right now.

• Keith : What are we doing? Really.

  Natalie : This is the goodbye scene.

  Keith : Let's not. Okay?

• Keith : I've been thinking about what you said, about that concrete goal.

  Alan Ascher : And?

  Keith : I think I've nailed it. I feel really good about this one, Al.

  Alan Ascher : Lay it on me.

  Keith : It's a girl.

  Alan Ascher : Cool. What's she like?

  Keith : You know. Smart, beautiful, popular. A classic TGFY. Too Good For You, Al.

  Alan Ascher : But not for you?

  Keith : Well, I'm sorta outside the whole high school food chain at this point, wouldn't you say?

  Alan Ascher : So, are you gonna ask her out?

  Keith : Ask her out? No, bad idea, no. I mean, where's the theraputic value in that?

  Alan Ascher : So, what's the plan?

  Keith : Simple, I'm gonna have fun with her.

• Natalie : Where you been the last two weeks?

  Keith : "Last two weeks?" What, do you come here every day?

• Office Lady : Can I help you?

  Natalie : Oh, we're just, uh, waiting for Mr. Richardson. He said he had to finish a phone call.

  Office Lady : [skeptically]  Okay.

  Keith : [as soon as the office lady closes the door]  Goddamn that Richardson!

  Natalie : Yeah! Who does he think he is? That little monkey!

  Keith : I'm sick of this shit! You know what, baby? We're going straight to the top! We're getting his little monkey-ass fired!

• Natalie : [Just after Keith stops his truck from going over the edge of the cliff]  What the hell was that? You crazy? You don't do shit like that! You could get yourself killed!

  Keith : Not to mention what would have happened to my truck.

• Natalie : Why didn't you tell me?

  Keith : Everybody bites it sooner or later. I'm just in the AP class, ahead of the game.

  Natalie : Always the joke.

  Keith : Al says it's a phase. It'll stop soon, but hey, at least it wasn't about the sympathy for the sick kid.

  Natalie : That's not fair.

  Keith : Is Duke fair? Is Europe fair? At this rate I won't even make it to London, Ontario. Is that fair? Bowling, that's what I get. Bowling.

• Natalie : In case you haven't heard: picnics - they usually take place outdoors.

  Keith : Oh, is that what it says in the officaial picnic rulebook?

• Keith : I've never lied in this far, and I'm not gonna start now.

• Keith : [Keith shows up out of the blue in chemistry class]  Four test tubes, three beakers, and a bunsen burner.

  Mr. Miles : Yeah, okay, everything seems to be in order. Keys?

  [Keith hands him his key] 

  Mr. Miles : Natalie? Key?

  [Natalie hands him her key] 

  Keith : The end of chemistry as we know it.

  Natalie : You're such a goddamn glib little actor! As far as I'm concerned, this is a really chicken shit goodbye!

  [Natalie storms out of the room] 

  Keith : Don't worry, Walter, she was addressing her remarks to me.

• Keith : [to Walter Miles]  I'll whip her into shape.

  Natalie : [to Keith]  Who the hell do you think you are?

  Keith : Who do YOU think I am?

• [Unhappy with Keith as a chemistry lab partner, Natalie speaks to the teacher] 

  Mr. Miles : Keith is actually pretty sharp when he applies himself.

  Natalie : Okay, but we kinda...

  Mr. Miles : ...lack Chemistry?

  Natalie : Yeah.

  Mr. Miles : Try to make it work, okay?

  [Natalie heads to the door. She just gets to it when Keith appears before the teacher as well] 

  Keith : About this Natalie Anderson thing: Walter, she's a complete anal-compulsive control freak. How do you expect me to work with that?

• Natalie : Did you want to go over?

  Keith : I wasn't even close.

  Natalie : Yes you were.

  Keith : You don't know how 'close' is.

• Keith : Do you think our check is ready? I-I know, pumpkin love; you know I'm pissed off, too. Can you believe this shit? It's been three months since that accident. The nerve.

• Natalie : Are you crazy? You don't do shit like that! You could get yourself killed!

  Keith : Not to mention what would've happened to my truck.